Gucci's Large Tortoise Patent Hysteria Hobo is definitely tortoise-sized, and I mean those great big Galapagos tortoises! Coming with a dustbag, it's a bit wrinkly. Open the zipped top to the black logo lining with a zipped pocket and a cell phone pocket inside. The five inch drop of the handles has ties at the ends, while a gold metal logo is on the front, and the bottom is gathered and curved, too. So even without the cool pattern of the tortoise patent leather, this bag has a lot going for it!